omg @redartpanda sent me a prompt about Foggy meeting Daredevil and instantly recognizing his voice because Matt’s bad at what he does, which made me lol forever. Also, this one’s almost a real drabble because my self-preservation instincts are starting to kick in. <33
Matt gets a little bit caught up in beating the guy up, because it’s Foggy who had a gun in his face, and Matt feels the closest thing he’s felt to out of control in awhile. He doesn’t realize that he’s talking until he’s talking, and the guy’s nodding helplessly and curled up on the ground beneath him and Foggy’s saying, “Okay, dude, thanks and all, but mugging me is not an offense punishable by death. Really, all he was going to get out of my wallet was, like, three dollars and a condom that is definitely expired, he’s suffered enough.”
Matt takes a deep breath and lets the guy go.
“Call the police,” he says, “then get home safe.”
Foggy goes still and quiet for a long moment before his heart starts racing even more than it did when he was getting mugged.
“Matt?”
Matt freezes.
“…no,” he says.
“No?” Foggy asks. “That’s what you’re going with? No? You think I don’t know your voice?”
Matt opens his mouth to say something, then, thinking better of it, flips backwards to jump off a dumpster and head up the fire escape. Below him, Foggy yells, “I know where you live. I have the spare key! How the hell did you just do that!”
OKAY LIKE I KNOW YOU ARE AWASH IN A SEA OF PROMPTS AND THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH WORDING YOU CAN DO BUT I WANT ALL THE WORDS FOR THIS THIS THIS
I’m dying
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