thes3nator:

tipofthescepter:

aka-maayan:

thecolossalennui:

prokopetz:

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

brunhiddensmusings:

positive-memes:

Voodoo Doll

it sounds like a joke but that’s their original purpose

the hatian ‘voodoo doll’ was based off of african healing dolls made of wood. you would do nice things to the doll, place it in nice places, or add brightly colored pegs. you made dolls of you and your friends so you could try and make their lives comfortable

the one we think of was corrupted by the brittish, who had ‘poppets’, which were fabric stuffed dolls you stabbed.

ubercharge:

repersonalize:

desert-red:

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL a local fisherman in Costa Rica nursed a crocodile back to health after it had being shot in the head, and released the reptile back to its home. The next day, the man discovered “Pocho” had followed him home and was sleeping on the mans porch. For 20 years Pocho became part of the mans family

via reddit.com

dog

Lizard brain was shot. Dog brain activated.

if you guys look it up there’s pictures of them like wrestling and hanging out and just generally being good ol boys who love each other and it’s really cute

dollymyfolly:

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

tedkordisanasshole:

otakusapien:

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years