Panned By Critics, Sci-Fi Film ‘Jupiter Ascending’ Reborn As Ballet

joasakura:

carmineeyes:

bemusedlybespectacled:

tgreiving:

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING NEWS I’VE HEARD ALL DAY

BRING ON THE DANCING WEREWOLVES

@joasakura I think I remember you liking this movie?

pentaholic-dragoness:

theultimatecreampuff:

Jonny Duddle illustrating Harry Potter during the Harry Potter Book Night.

This…. Made me so happy…

queer-google-searches:

audscratprophetlilith:

monosexualqueer:

monosexualqueer:

I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”

so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya

immediately lost two followers

I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.

You can also leave if you can’t handle that trans men are Men.

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

thatmcufangirl:

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

dressesandalchemy:

starfoozle:

My FAVORITE THING is researchers who wholeheartedly embrace the Ms. Frizzle aesthetic and wear their field of study on their literal sleeve. Everyone in the invasive crayfish consortium has tiny lobster-print shorts or socks. All the middle-aged dad scientists here at the lab have shirts with fish and/or fishing tackle patterns on them. My moss specimen and ammonite earrings keep getting noticed by women who are wearing silver fishbone-shaped or native plant-themed earrings themselves. Every single person on the outreach team has at least one shirt with an anchor pattern on it from Old Navy, and almost all the younger researchers have tattoos featuring their research interests – one fisheries biologist has a half-sleeve of native species she literally uses as an outreach tool. We are self-aware and having a blast with it, honestly.

I adore the Ms. Frizzle aesthetic

jetskelter:

history-jokes:

dickmasterson:

Phillip doesn’t even have a face and he looks done.

I will never stop being proud of myself for this post.

letteredlettered:

blvnk-art:

‘Come on, Ginny’s not bad,’ said George fairly, sitting down next to Fred. ‘Actually, I dunno how she got so good, seeing how we never let her play with us.’
‘She’s been breaking into your broom shed in the garden since the age of six and taking each of your brooms out in turn when you weren’t looking,’ said Hermione from behind her tottering pile of Ancient Rune books.
‘Oh,’ said George, looking mildly impressed. ‘Well, that’d explain it.‘

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Anything is possible if you’ve got enough nerve.

@snickfic

Making Herstory #MakingHerstory

profeminist: