if ur a nazi or neo-nazi or support nazi ideologies let this be a fucking harsh message that ur not welcome on this blog and I hope you get socked in the face
We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story!
But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.
Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.
I always thought this story was fucked up, even when I heard it as a very young child. I even got put in the naughty corner, and a star next to my name crossed off for questioning it.
This story is so much better, and I like it’s message much more.
Apple: Literally design their phones to become an expensive toxic brick within a few years
Gas Companies: Actively work to prevent anything being done to develop, promote or in any way make green energy sources widely known of available or affordable to anyone because slowly murdering the planet makes them millions of dollars
Big Companies: Literally dump toxic crap where it will cause serious harm to the earth and the species on it
Governments: Clearly what we need to do to save the earth is make people pay money to use carrier bags so they can actually carry their shopping home
AND BAN DRINKING STRAWS
This, my friends, is called Individualization of Responsibility, aka holding the citizens accountable for the destruction caused by corporations
It’s really too bad I do not have before/after photos of what happened to my catnip plant. At the time of its death, it was 2 ft tall and 2 ft wide. It was a big happy plant.
Then I went away for the weekend, leaving my very pregnant cat in the apartment. (With a box in a quiet place, since I figured she might pop while I was away.)
I came back to a container of dirt on the table, no catnip left to speak of, and a very stoned cat under the bed…and five very extremely stoned and baffled bitty balls of fluff kittens who had no idea why the world was so far out, man.
Mommy and babies were stoned for a week straight.
Whooaa. Duuude
Not gonne lie, there was ugly cackling reading that story.
Do you love greek myths, queer love stories, and badass women? Then I think you’ll love Volume I of my Gods and Monsters series, which contains 22 stories exploring the above.
Of course, these stories are available on my tumblr and AO3, but if you’re looking for physical version that you can hold in your hand, here’s the place to be!
It also contains 17 gorgeous black and white Illustrations by @nesynkoy!
THIS IS A PRE-ORDER! ALL BOOKS WILL BE SHIPPED ON OR BEFORE DECEMBER 1ST, 2018! Pre-orders will be available until 11:59 pm PST on October 31, 2018.
Books are $17, plus shipping. If you would like a signed copy, there’s a $3 add on.
Shipping is UPS Ground and costs $3.75. A tracking number is provided.
If you’re outside of the continental US and interested in buying a book, please send me an email at shanastoryteller@gmail.com so we can discuss shipping costs.
BOOK AND DIGITAL COPY – $17
DIGITAL COPY – $6
SIGNATURE ADD ON – $3
2 DAY SHIPPING UPGRADE – $2.75
Also, in an effort to raise funds for the initial print, I am offering WRITING COMMISSIONS for the FIRST TIME EVER. Ten slots are available.
The cost is $50, and the story will be a minimum of 2,000 words. All money raised will go directly to the cost of production. The rules are:
– I will only accept commissions for derivative works if the property is in the public domain – I own all the work produced as a result of the commission. You are paying to tell me WHAT to write, but I retain all rights to my own work. – Stories will published on my platforms as they’re written, unless discussed otherwise. – Final piece will be at minimum 2,000 words long. – All commissions will be completed by 12/31/18.
If you would like to support me, but can’t afford to, I completely understand. Please consider reblogging this post! Thank you!
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