They look like cops, but they’re not. And they’re all over Michigan.

phoenix-ace:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

galpalison:

“They have guns, wear badges and patrol Michigan’s streets.

They’re even in uniform. But they’re not real cops.

Across Michigan, police departments have enlisted civilians to work alongside licensed officers to patrol communities and even assist real cops with arrests. But unlike the regular officers licensed by the state, these armed civilians are unregulated.

A Detroit Free Press investigation found there are no state-established training requirements for reserve officers, as they are commonly known; no standards for screening their qualifications, and no process for monitoring their conduct. The state agency responsible for police licensing and training is not regulating reserve officers — despite gaining authority last year to do just that — and has no idea how many such unlicensed volunteers there are statewide.”

Sounds like some slave catcher shit

They’ve killed people too.

They look like cops, but they’re not. And they’re all over Michigan.

feathersescapism:

Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing these things in context.

One of my favourite illustrations of this was in a First Aid class. The instructor was a working paramedic. He asked, “Who here knows the stats on CPR? What percentage of people are saved by CPR outside a hospital?”

I happen to know but I’m trying not to be a TOTAL know it all in this class so I wait. And people guess 50% and he says, “Lower,” and 20% and so forth and eventually I sort of half put up my hand and I guess I had The Face because he eventually looked at me and said, “You know, don’t you.”

“My mom’s a doc,” I said. He gave me a “so say it” gesture and I said, “Four to ten percent depending on your sources.”

Everyone else looked surprised and horrified.

And the paramedic said, “We’re gonna talk a bit about some details of those figures* but first I want to talk about just this: when do you do CPR?”

The class dutifully replies: when someone is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse.

“What do we call someone who is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse?”

The class tries to figure out what the trick question is so I jump over the long pause and say, “A corpse.”

“Right,” says the paramedic. “Someone who isn’t breathing and has no heartbeat is dead. So what I’m telling you is that with this technique you have a 4-10% chance of raising the dead.”

So no, artists did not stop the Vietnam War from happening with the sheer Power of Art. The forces driving that military intervention were huge, had generations of momentum and are actually pretty damn complicated.

But if you think the mass rejection of the war was as meaningless as a soufflé – well.

Try sitting here for ten seconds and imagining where we’d be if the entire intellectual and artistic drive of the culture had been FOR the war. If everyone thought it was a GREAT IDEA.

What the whole world would look like.

Four-to-ten percent means that ninety to ninety-six percent of the time – more than nine times out of ten – CPR will do nothing, but that one time you’ll be in the company of someone worshipped as an incarnate god.

If you think the artists and performers attacking and showing up people like Donald Trump is meaningless try imagining a version of the world wherein they weren’t there.

(*if you’re curious: those stats count EVERY reported case of CPR, while the effectiveness of it is extremely time-related. With those who have had continuous CPR from the SECOND they went down, the number is actually above 80%. It drops hugely every 30 seconds from then on. When you count ALL cases you count cases where the person has already been down several minutes but a bystander still starts CPR, which affects the stats)

ladyloveandjustice:

one of the v. important things the movies missed about ron is just like, how down to fight he was at all times. like not even duel just he was always ready to physically beat the shit out of people who insulted his family or friends and WOULD if no one stopped him.

there are so many points in the books where its just casually dropped in ‘and so Harry and/or Hermione had to physically restrain Ron’ usually from Malfoy but if Harry or Hermione weren’t paying attention it became ‘and so Ron punched Malfoy in the face’. 

Like, Ron cursing Malfoy for calling Hermione Mudblood wasnt just a one off thing like every time he did that in the future when Ron was there it was like ‘ron had to be stopped from ending Malfoy’s life’ just thrown in there. Same for any other severe insults.

My absolute favorite instance of this is in the first book when they’re just watching a Quidditch game and Malfoy just starts bothering Ron and Hermione during it and is finally like ‘man its pretty funny how the Gryffindor quidditch team is recruited based on pity like y’know Potter has no parents, Weasley’s brothers have no money they should include Longbottom for having no brains” and Ron just flings himself at Malfoy and starts punching him and rolling around under the bleachers and Neville is like “uh shit i guess i better fight CRABBE AND GOYLE BOTH AT ONCE so they don’t go after him” (very underrated moment of courage from Neville he knew he had no chance but he just went for it honestly almost more impressive than confronting Voldemort in book 7)

and they’re just fighting for like twenty minutes and Hermione doesn’t even notice because she was so focused on tuning Malfoy out and watching the game and when its over she looks around like “where’d ron go” and then later its mentioned “Harry sees Ron and his face is covered in blood and he’s like “GOOD JOB WINNING THE GAME HARRY I GAVE MALFOY A BLACK EYE SO WE BOTH DID GREAT THINGS TONIGHT oh btw i have detention for a week and neville’s unconcious but they say he’ll be fine”.

Ron is ride or die and will fight u for $0 y’all 

Life hack

elandrialore:

consolationblog:

dareyoutoread-blog:

things-that-are-great:

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

FYI, cats do not understand daylight savings time, so keep that your schedule will be an hour off for half a year.

I have a question. Why is there Kansas but you travel a ways down on the map and suddenly it’s Arkansaw America Explain! Why not AR-Kansas?!

thegreatsnapescape:

That vine is pretty funny but actually I do have the answer to that.

Both “Kansas” and “Arkansas” are names of indigenous people in the area, but the lingustic root for both words is different. 

Kansas is the English word for the Kansa tribe, and so it’s pronounced according to English pronunciation rules (that is, voicing that last ‘s’). 

Arkansas was filtered through a few different languages. The Quapaw tribe was called the ‘akansa’ by the Algonquians, and when the French came through they turned ‘akansa’ into “Arkansas.” The reason we don’t pronounce “Arkansas” like “Ar-kansas” is because it’s a French word, not an English word, and so is pronounced by French rules (here, that would mean that the ‘s’ on the end of a word is silent).

Fun fact: though I’m from Arkansas, spent most of my life living elsewhere, and when I was a kid would get asked this all the time and other kids would tell me that Arkansas is a ‘stupid rip off’ of Kansas, but really it’s the other way around, because Arkansas was a state before Kansas was– AR joined the union in 1836, but Kansas wasn’t admitted until 1861. So really we can argue that Kansas should be pronounced Kan-saw.

Another fun fact: in Arkansas it’s actually illegal to mispronounce “Arkansas” (but the law only applies to official proceedings. you might get beat up on a street corner by angry Arkansans tho don’t risk it)

However there are many funny “Arkansas” puns I’ve heard over the years. My friends in Florida used to accuse me of having “Arkansass” when I was sarcastic, or assured me when I was preparing for a date that I have a nice “Arkanass.” Legally, I don’t know of their currant whereabouts, don’t ask again. 

Once I saw a BBQ in Little Rock called “Arkansauce”