lectorel:

amemait:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

atearsarahjane:

catsbeaversandducks:

If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?

Photos via Crack Two

ctmsundays

It’s really too bad I do not have before/after photos of what happened to my catnip plant. At the time of its death, it was 2 ft tall and 2 ft wide. It was a big happy plant.

Then I went away for the weekend, leaving my very pregnant cat in the apartment. (With a box in a quiet place, since I figured she might pop while I was away.)

I came back to a container of dirt on the table, no catnip left to speak of, and a very stoned cat under the bed…and five very extremely stoned and baffled bitty balls of fluff kittens who had no idea why the world was so far out, man.

Mommy and babies were stoned for a week straight.

Whooaa. Duuude

Not gonne lie, there was ugly cackling reading that story.

unrelatedtouserboxes:

partridges are also great birds they are very plump and huggable

fucking superb you funky little birdie

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is too small

barrutmalwe:

mygayassshenanigans:

markscherz:

soundlessdragon:

gif87a-com:

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap – Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

Science

I love it

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

stop it steve

mood:

positive-memes:

Bois bros

bunjywunjy:

avianawareness:

asapscience:

What a seagull looks like from below.

via reddit

my eyes have never been so opened

an unnameable emotion

gentlealien:

silversketchpunk:

it’s almost halloween, right

(click for a spooky snoot surprise)

this Halloween, look out for Confirmed Sightings of Gentle Aliens

revscarecrow:

vampireapologist:

merak-zoran:

laina-inverse:

merak-zoran:

systlin:

vampireapologist:

alextheraven:

systlin:

vampireapologist:

systlin:

vampireapologist:

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

it’s rly sweet ppl think I live anywhere near a target like,

i can walk into some of the shops in my town barefoot carrying my dog and nobody will tell me to leave.

target isn’t brave enough to build here.

The last bastion of hope.

yeah also it’s not illegal to ride a horse to a bar and get wrecked in lieu of a designated driver so like. we have a lot going on here.

Let’s be real though, the horse will always head back to its barn, so really this is a great idea. Get smashed, tie yourself to the horse, let the horse do whatever, and you’ll end up at home.

…..not that I’ve ever done that on a trail ride before.

Okay, so a trail horse is reliable here, because a horse that’s afraid of city noises will head for home and avoid anything “dangerous” because it’s afraid.

However, in my experience city-trained horses are much more obedient and are unafraid of roads and trust their rider a lot more fully.

So if your drunk ass says “yeah let’s steer into oncoming traffic”

the horse is gonna say “seems weird but okay man.”

Okay this is 100% a legitimate point.

The only horse you should trust as DD is a horse with a healthy fear of speeding traffic.

I would hope that that’s all horses

It is possible and common to train the good sense right out of a city horse.

Very very true.

A city horse would walk facefirst into an oncoming train if you asked it to.

This is why I prefer country horses with a degree of realization of its own mortality left to it.

What the hell kinda city has a horse

…I just love the fact that there is a distinction between country horse and city horse.

What is a city horse, what IS it

left ma and pop’s farm to make it big out there…..that horse’s gonna be a star

I know a guy who got a DUI on a donkey

foofyschmoofer:

acquaintedwithrask:

commander-ledi:

good cat sounds:
– “mrrrp?”
– that when cat tries to meow but only tiny “khh” comes out

good dog sounds:
– mildy alarmed boof
– that when dog is on other side of closed door and sniffs the gap under the door

all cat and dog sounds are good. you fool. you buffoon

The sound of a dog or cat horking at 2:30am is. not. a. good. sound.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

julyrubyrose:

kurly-fryz:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

paddysnuffles:

zooophagous:

g0dziiia:

makilikesflowers:

An angel

Wtf bats swim

Omfg

Here’s another little-known bat fact:

Orphaned baby bats are often swaddled tightly like teeny burritos to mimic being cuddled by mom and help ease separation anxiety.

They also seem to find pacifiers soothing.

I’m pretty sure I’ve posted on this before, but there’s always someone who hasn’t heard about this before. Plus, I’ll happily take any excuse I can to post cute baby animal pics (especially when they’re wrapped like tiny furry burritos) 🙂

!!!!!!!!

MUST

REBLOG

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I….I’m speechless.

Some good batpreciation 😀