copperbadge:

rineechan:

the-girl-from-hyrule:

andyouwanttoupdatetwitter:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

voldemortsss:

Robert Downey Jr. and a cat.

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Glad to see RDJ and I have the same reaction upon seeing a cat. 

Because everyone needs RDJ having a reaction towards seeing a cat on their blog

@copperbadge

“I’m just saying, it’s patently unfair to make me work when there are cats around.”

“Like….ever? Do you just stop functioning as an actor when cats appear?” 

“I was going to take the issue to the Screen Actor’s Guild. I think we should have a mandatory five-minute break whenever there are cats around.”

“Is that why they banned cats on set?”

“I mean, technically it’s functional, but it makes life less interesting.”

“Unfortunately, the machine of Hollywood rolls onwards.”

“I sense a lack of sympathy from you, Chris.”

“I’m a dog person.”

“We all have our failings.” 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

randomslasher:

wehaveallgotknives:

wehaveallgotknives:

this morning on yard duty, i saved a large, sleepy bumble bee from some children who were gonna stomp on it because children are afraid of things. the bee was cold, and moving very slowly, not up to flying yet. i picked up the bee and it climbed my arm. the children screamed. i told them it was ok. the bee got onto my neck and into my hair. the children kept telling me that it was in my hair. i turned my head so the bee was in the sun. i stood there with the children and the bee until it warmed up and flew away. see, i said, it didn’t hurt me. if you don’t hurt things, they usually don’t hurt you. 

I went back to this school after a week away and a boy in year one in the lunch line said to me “remember when you holded the bee?”

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thecheshirecass:

shotfromguns:

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.