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ya but ya titty out

rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill

How are women  suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas

Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.

son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode

Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.

There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.
You would never know.

You would never know but NowYouKno

Uh… I can’t.

if you have short sleeves, or even reasonably flexible long sleeves, you can pull your bra straps off your shoulders through the sleeves of your shirt and over your arms. then unclasp the bra and pull it out via top or bottom of your shirt. this is a really great trick for if you want to intimidate a man in bed. 

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I’ve always assumed most women do this, but every time I bring it up to a friend she always acts like I reinvented the wheel, so just in case y’all don’t do this and it might come in handy:

If you’re a plus-size lady or just have really large breasts, you’ve probably noticed most the cute bras are made for the itty bitties. Easy fix: buy a pack of bra extensions. As long as you find your cup size, you can make any bra fit. I found mine at Target for 7 bucks; and they have them available with two hooks or three. Even if you find a bra in the junior section, as long as it’s your cup size, you can even use multiple extenders at once to make anything fit. The four I bought today were size 34 and I typically wear a 38 or 40.

WAHT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT! What! Why is this news to me? WHAT!

For my followers with big boobs!

also note that cup size is a measure of ratio and not volume so a 32D is the same cup volume as a 34C or a 36B, not a 34D or 36D, and you’ll need to adjust accordingly