Tag: bucky barnes

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

spideyandstark:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

personally I like to think steve’s birthday isn’t actually July 4th but someone asked him when his birthday was when he was doing his little show tour thingy and he just said it as an accident and/or a panic response in a bid to seem even more patriotic and everyone believed him and now it’s like 100 years later and he’s too deep in the lie to back out now bc he knows all the avenger’s would fucking publicly roast him if he admitted july 4th wasn’t actually his birthday- like he would literally never live that down- so he lives his life in fear that some bitch ass historian is gonna find his birth certificate and expose him 

avengers: happy birthday, steve!

bucky, eyes narrowing: what the fuck your birthday isn’t until-

steve, holding back tears: shut up

Bucky tries to hand him a birthday card one cold December day, and Steve tackles him out a window before anyone else can see what he’s holding

thatawkwardtinyperson:

sashayed:

sashayed:

upallnightogetloki:

theironlegion:

spidyrman:

tchill:

tchalla hacks buckys phone location so he knows where he is if and when he wants to beat his ass

he just gets bored and he’s like hmmmmmm bucky’s only two miles away frm me time for pain buck boi

forget the tony and steve man pain, i want to just see scenes of Bucky standing in the self checkout line with a loaf of bread and TP then suddenly tchalla is there throwing a shopping cart at his ass and they start fighting. bucky in the bathroom washing his hands calmly before tchalla kicks the door open and they start fighting. tchalla having a sandwich in the park until he sees bucky coming then he throws it at his face and then they start fighting.

Bucky’s about to dive in the pool, T’Challa runs up, drop kicks his ass and flips out of the splash zone.

it’s very important to me that sometimes t’challa is in a high-level but very boring cabinet meeting about grain prices or smth and his secret Danger Phone goes off and he glances down at it and then grimly says, “i must go.” and everyone’s like, wow. our strong and brave prince. off to protect Wakanda in her hour of need again. meanwhile t’challa’s just hit bucky barnes with a SPECTACULAR flying clothesline outside a Home Depot in bed-stuy

#bucky knows every single time t’challa’s about to creep up and kick his ass #and t’challa knows he knows #it’s a consensual ass-kicking #they kick each other’s asses the way two friends sit down for a coffee date #‘HOW DID THE CABINET MEETING GO’ bucky yells as he kicks and nearly dislocates t’challa’s jaw #‘IT WAS PRETTY BORING. I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND UNDER THE TABLE THE WHOLE TIME’ t’challa shouts back as he throws bucky into a shopping cart #what’s the equivalent of a booty call but like. for fighting #t’challa texts bucky ‘can’t wait to see u tonite 😉 – ur prince’ #steve peers over bucky’s shoulder like ‘who you texting’ #‘I HAVE TO LEAVE’ bucky says shoving the phone in his pocket and parkouring out the 93rd floor of avengers tower ( @saltdryad )

YES THAT LAST PART

aenariasbookshelf:

theactualcluegirl:

maddcocoa:

When you’re a programmed assassin but you’re still soft

Headcanon:  The closest HYDRA ever came to losing the Winter Soldier before Steve Rogers came along was when they ordered him to shoot the dog too when his target took it out for a walk.  He killed every single member of that handling team, and the target, and then took the dog and ran.  They caught up with him in Brooklyn NY and captured him there, but never had any idea what he did with the dog.

The dog ended up somewhere in Bed-Stuy, tangled with some tracksuit Mafia, got a bit dinged up before moving in with human disaster Hawkeye and developing a taste for pizza.

Damned lucky dog, I’d say.