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esculentesset:

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itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

that-catholic-shinobi:

“Get this man a shield!” T’CHALLA says.

Shuri comes running in, wheeling in a cart of her latest designs. “Well here we have a vibranium shield that can redistribute kinetic energy!”

Steve looks at this genius child, confused.

Shuri has Bucky hold it. “Hit it.”

Steve does.

Shuri pulls out a phone, and records. “Do it again.”

Steve glances at T’Challa who nods seriously. “For research purposes.”

juliuscaesarofficial:

juliuscaesarofficial:

hey you know that trope where a guy ends up being destined to do some great task that a woman spent her whole life preparing for and she must train him until he surpasses her and he eventually beats her while sparring and theres sexual tension?

mulan is that dynamic but reversed

thanks for coming to my ted talk

where are my notes yall know im right

isjustprogress:

#THIS IS IT this is the gifset that perfectly defines their relationship#rhodey enjoys tony’s bullshit rhodey loves every second of tony’s bullshit#this is why i hate comments about how rhodey ‘has to put up with tony’s shit’#and has to tolerate him#because no no he doesn’t#he loves every second of every half assed stupid life threatening scheme tony comes up with#remember his first reaction after finding out about the suit was ‘where is mine’#you cannot have a friendship like theirs based on tolerance and cleaning up messes#rhodey LOVES being a part of all of their screw ups and enjoys every second of it#the only thing is he is a lot more discreet than tony in public#this is why i love their friendship#because it goes both ways because they both go along and complement each other#because they’re both the kind of people to sit next to the other person in prison laughing about how they fucked up#they are the best