ladyloveandjustice:

one of the v. important things the movies missed about ron is just like, how down to fight he was at all times. like not even duel just he was always ready to physically beat the shit out of people who insulted his family or friends and WOULD if no one stopped him.

there are so many points in the books where its just casually dropped in ‘and so Harry and/or Hermione had to physically restrain Ron’ usually from Malfoy but if Harry or Hermione weren’t paying attention it became ‘and so Ron punched Malfoy in the face’. 

Like, Ron cursing Malfoy for calling Hermione Mudblood wasnt just a one off thing like every time he did that in the future when Ron was there it was like ‘ron had to be stopped from ending Malfoy’s life’ just thrown in there. Same for any other severe insults.

My absolute favorite instance of this is in the first book when they’re just watching a Quidditch game and Malfoy just starts bothering Ron and Hermione during it and is finally like ‘man its pretty funny how the Gryffindor quidditch team is recruited based on pity like y’know Potter has no parents, Weasley’s brothers have no money they should include Longbottom for having no brains” and Ron just flings himself at Malfoy and starts punching him and rolling around under the bleachers and Neville is like “uh shit i guess i better fight CRABBE AND GOYLE BOTH AT ONCE so they don’t go after him” (very underrated moment of courage from Neville he knew he had no chance but he just went for it honestly almost more impressive than confronting Voldemort in book 7)

and they’re just fighting for like twenty minutes and Hermione doesn’t even notice because she was so focused on tuning Malfoy out and watching the game and when its over she looks around like “where’d ron go” and then later its mentioned “Harry sees Ron and his face is covered in blood and he’s like “GOOD JOB WINNING THE GAME HARRY I GAVE MALFOY A BLACK EYE SO WE BOTH DID GREAT THINGS TONIGHT oh btw i have detention for a week and neville’s unconcious but they say he’ll be fine”.

Ron is ride or die and will fight u for $0 y’all 

In which Howl’s Moving Castle is full of those Relatable Millennial Feels

dwarven-beard-spores:

Sophie

  • Convinced she’s fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages
  • Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her
  • Constant excuses to not talk to people
  • Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)
  • “I’m eighteen but I’m ninety at heart”
  • RAGE
  • Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc it’s free and at this point why not
  • *everything’s on fire* “This is fine”
  • I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck
  • Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.

Howl

  • Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use
  • Loves his blood family but just… can’t be around them 
  • “Why don’t you have a real job”
  • Cannot handle responsibility
  • Is responsible for things anyway
  • “Howl we have no money” “I’m going to buy a skull”
  • Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ™
  • also “treat yo self” 
  • Just Can’t anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)
  • “Oh no I care for all these people why”
  • Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks
  • Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.
  • “I don’t care” he says caringly, while caring deeply.

Michael

  • Anxious bab
  • What is happening why this plz help
  • Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing
  • “I guess this now” :/
  • Better at adulting than the actual adults
  • Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it
  • A bit useless in a crisis
  • Tries so hard, gets so far
  • Found family is the best family

Calcifer

  • “I’m being exploited!”
  • Complains about everything
  • Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.
  • Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now he’s living in a fireplace
  • Eats everything and anything. 
  • “Guys I have arms be impressed by my arms”
  • Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like it’s about to fall apart and frightens people.
  • Oops he cares about these assholes now time to ride or die for them 

penfairy:

I was talking to someone about Fury Road today and they said ‘I just hated how it had no plot. They just left and then turned around and went straight back, it was so stupid’ and I think my soul was in danger of leaving my body because really – that’s the whole point. That’s the great message of Mad Max Fury Road – they need to leave and go back because they need to understand that the Green Place doesn’t exist. Valhalla doesn’t exist. There’s no better place waiting, no Eden to escape to, nowhere for Furiosa and the wives to run to. This world, broken and damaged and war-torn as it is, is all they have, and if they want a Green Place then they have to make it themselves. They have to choose peace. They have to choose love for each other. They have to take the seeds from the older, violent generation and start again. They have to destroy the oppressive power structures holding them back, capitalism and the patriarchy that Immortan Joe represents.

The Green Place was around them all along, and it takes this long, cyclical journey to understand that, both for them and for the audience. The circular narrative structure is an absolute work of genius, and the fact that the entire plot can be boiled down to “they leave and come back” is an indication of how well this works as an action movie – that the plot is simple enough so everyone can understand what’s going on while explosions are going off and cars are racing past at 100mph – yet it’s still incredibly rich and wonderfully complex too.

And what a pertinent message to send out – the generations before us killed the world and now it’s up to us to fix what’s broken. There’s no Green Place but the one we make ourselves, which will be born out of fire and blood and rise from the ashes of the old world.