fishmech:

marxferatu:

Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path! Cat blocks your path!

pumpkin-bread:

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

  • go bump in the night
  • scratches at your door
  • alarming noises
  • “where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
  • you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 
  • turn back and THERE IT IS