black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats
the void is loud and wants chicken
Sometimes I put Pride bows on the void.
this is one of my favorite additions to this post thank you so much
Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.
Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.
My kitty yells at me every night at 10 because ITS BEDTIME, DAMN IT, GO TO BED WHY ARE YOU NOT IN BED she doesn’t want to sleep with me, she’s just upset that I’m still up
This concern for my sleeping habits ends as soon as midnight passes and MOM MOM WAKE UP AND FEED ME IM HUNGRY WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING HEY HEY HEY WAKE UP
A friend of mine has a cat that we call her ‘supervisor’ because she gets yelled at if she isn’t in bed by 10P Central. It will progress to gentle nips at her hands and interjecting himself between her and her computer.
He basically treats her like a large, bad child. It’s very sweet.
I have a supervisor cat too, who we call ‘Mom’. From about 9 pm on, she makes sure she stays close to me, and any time I show any sign of getting up, she tries to herd me upstairs. She’s very insistent on herding me through my entire evening routine (brushing teeth, pajamas, etc.) and will sit on the foot of the bed and make sure I actually get in it and cry at me if I dawdle. XD
wayyy back when the wayward sisters anthology kickstarter was running, i was part of one of the reward tiers for a PLANT ANIMAL drawing for three backers, and here they are, heres all three of em
the combinations are owl + orchid
the valais blacknosed sheep + acacia plant
and two cats, nyx and marshmallow, who are a venus flytrap and rose mallow hibiscus !
wupacing 