Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat’s name is Yardstick?
He has three feet.
That is a terrible pun and you should be very proud.
It’s really too bad I do not have before/after photos of what happened to my catnip plant. At the time of its death, it was 2 ft tall and 2 ft wide. It was a big happy plant.
Then I went away for the weekend, leaving my very pregnant cat in the apartment. (With a box in a quiet place, since I figured she might pop while I was away.)
I came back to a container of dirt on the table, no catnip left to speak of, and a very stoned cat under the bed…and five very extremely stoned and baffled bitty balls of fluff kittens who had no idea why the world was so far out, man.
Mommy and babies were stoned for a week straight.
Whooaa. Duuude
Not gonne lie, there was ugly cackling reading that story.
OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard
In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”
THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS
Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars. NASA: FOR WHAT?! Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity. NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.
Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!
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