Natasha’s mission: To spy on Fury and the KGB agent he’s captured and been interrogating.
Clint’s mission: To mime out the entirety of the viral “octopus&puppy r 2 cute 4 words” video he found during lunch.
I’ve wanted an excuse to draw Catherine Tate’s ridiculous faces for ages, and finally did it with Clint. I didn’t even BEGIN to do Tate justice, but it was a barrel of fun, so have a Doctor Who reference~
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Tales of Suspense 101
When you’re a programmed assassin but you’re still soft
Headcanon: The closest HYDRA ever came to losing the Winter Soldier before Steve Rogers came along was when they ordered him to shoot the dog too when his target took it out for a walk. He killed every single member of that handling team, and the target, and then took the dog and ran. They caught up with him in Brooklyn NY and captured him there, but never had any idea what he did with the dog.
The dog ended up somewhere in Bed-Stuy, tangled with some tracksuit Mafia, got a bit dinged up before moving in with human disaster Hawkeye and developing a taste for pizza.
Damned lucky dog, I’d say.
you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself
Natasha: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Steve: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Clint: Spiders.
Sam: Wasps.
Thor: Terriers.
Bucky: Tony.
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
Successful 92.6% of the time.
Okay this has popped up on my dash again and I resisted the urge the first few times but now I can’t.
In college I was friends with a bunch of exchange students and went to a party off campus with them. After a couple hours the owners of the apartment called it a night but my friends wanted to continue to hang out. One of the other exchange students volunteered his place. Only problem was there were 10 of us and our only ride was a honda civic.
So we had a 6 foot tall Swedish dude with two Japanese girls on his lap in the front passenger seat, three Saudi students and me sitting in the back seat with two Thai students sitting on our laps and a Mexican-American woman driving.
I being paranoid asked, “What do we do if we get pulled over?”
The driver tries to look at me, “Do you speak another language or can you fake Swedish?”
“No, but I know ASL.”
She nodded, “Okay so the plan is if we get in trouble, no one speaks English and you’re Deaf.”
That was our plan guys.
This is the best comment I’ve ever had on this post.
nick fury tho I’m crying
Shut your whore mouth Bruce
Caw caw omg
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