Tag: james rhodes

rowantheexplorer:

smarterest:

jdmsrovia:

fucking flamed

I’m whEEZINF OH MY GOD TONYS FACE. “Rhodey.”

“What?”

“What time is it?”

“What? What do you mean—why?”

“Listen, Cap and I have our differences but I have enough respect for him to put that aside and mark down his exact time of death.”

“Oh my god.”

“All I’m saying is Hydra’s been trying since the forties but Captain America was murdered in cold blood right here right now by a high schooler.”

“Tony—“

“The ice couldn’t even do it but that’s because no amount of arctic ice in the world could measure up to the iconic freezer burn my kid just gave him.”

That whole thing deserved to be in the movie.

stigmartyr762:

crescenteluce:

rhymewithrachel:

thecastingcircle:

rhymewithrachel:

there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander

It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

the proof is out there

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’ 

As much as I dislike gossip rags, if I lived in the MCU I would be a regular subscriber of super hero tabloids.

smarterest:

jdmsrovia:

fucking flamed

I’m whEEZINF OH MY GOD TONYS FACE. “Rhodey.”

“What?”

“What time is it?”

“What? What do you mean—why?”

“Listen, Cap and I have our differences but I have enough respect for him to put that aside and mark down his exact time of death.”

“Oh my god.”

“All I’m saying is Hydra’s been trying since the forties but Captain America was murdered in cold blood right here right now by a high schooler.”

“Tony—“

“The ice couldn’t even do it but that’s because no amount of arctic ice in the world could measure up to the iconic freezer burn my kid just gave him.”

isjustprogress:

#THIS IS IT this is the gifset that perfectly defines their relationship#rhodey enjoys tony’s bullshit rhodey loves every second of tony’s bullshit#this is why i hate comments about how rhodey ‘has to put up with tony’s shit’#and has to tolerate him#because no no he doesn’t#he loves every second of every half assed stupid life threatening scheme tony comes up with#remember his first reaction after finding out about the suit was ‘where is mine’#you cannot have a friendship like theirs based on tolerance and cleaning up messes#rhodey LOVES being a part of all of their screw ups and enjoys every second of it#the only thing is he is a lot more discreet than tony in public#this is why i love their friendship#because it goes both ways because they both go along and complement each other#because they’re both the kind of people to sit next to the other person in prison laughing about how they fucked up#they are the best

mamalaz:

Avengers AU – If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

rob-anybody:

thecommunityoftrustworthysinks:

in infinity war i need thor to have no idea who peter is but he doesn’t ask, he just sees him using his tech and talking about designing something and interacting with tony, and at some point during the movie thor says to tony, “you should be proud of your son”

and tony’s like, “my what now”

”your son. peter?”

”…he’s not- you thought he was my sON?”

and thor gets like awkwardly defensive and goes “well…you know he has the…the electronics…”

#and if like three other people think so too  #and tony goes RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THOUGHT HE WAS MY SON  #and he’s hyperventilating a little  #and like at least two people who should know better raise their hands  #and rhodey’s one of them  #shrugs I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING THIS ON THE DL  #and then tony realizes peter ALSO raised his hand (via @ifeelbetterer)