goretober day 15
this is the reason i spent years thinking kiwi birds were the size of kiwis
they aren’t????
they’re like, small pumpkins
Tag: kiwis
i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong
wait how big are they then
closer to pumpkins
@xxtc-96xx big birb
they’re big potatoes
*inhale*
WHAT THE FUCK
This reminds me of @bunjywunjy and their post of how kiwis are scary ankle stabbing demons, and I shudder at the thought
cute kid he has your eyes
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/wupacing/177786939046/tumblr_o3mqokz9es1rzn9vf?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://wupacing.tumblr.com/post/177786939046/audio_player_iframe/wupacing/tumblr_o3mqokz9es1rzn9vf?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fwupacing%2F177786939046%2Ftumblr_o3mqokz9es1rzn9vf
i always thought kiwis were like the size of the fruit kiwi for some reason
theyre p big
ill be damned
I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL TOO???
Jesus fucking christ i thought they were like, softball sized
wupacing 