that-catholic-shinobi:

“Get this man a shield!” T’CHALLA says.

Shuri comes running in, wheeling in a cart of her latest designs. “Well here we have a vibranium shield that can redistribute kinetic energy!”

Steve looks at this genius child, confused.

Shuri has Bucky hold it. “Hit it.”

Steve does.

Shuri pulls out a phone, and records. “Do it again.”

Steve glances at T’Challa who nods seriously. “For research purposes.”

batmanisagatewaydrug:

infinity war part 2 opens with Valkyrie crash-landing back on the dumpster planet to let Jeff Goldblum know that someone’s been fucking with his #1 twink, followed by two and a half hours of Jeff Goldblum smacking Thanos down while everyone else looks on in awe and reluctantly admits that Loki’s self-preserving slutiness really did pay off in the end