Tag: marvel

christmashippo:

ghoulishmalady:

#this will always be the most important assessment of howard in the entire mcu i don’t care what anyone else says#because this is tony revealing what it felt like to grow up with his dad#feeling absolutely unloved#everything else#such as tony looking back and reassessing things and having his own regrets re: what he didn’t communicate with his dad#speaks to the goodness of TONY’s character#not howard’s. at all.#i hate the whole angle that’s like. howard was Misunderstood and now tony’s Finally starting to Understand like looooool fuck that….#anyway

 (via @knightinironarmor)

#i’m living for these tags #and to take it a step further#it doesn’t matter if howard thought the sun shone out tony’s ass#and said as much to people he worked with #(fury in this case#but he could have been shouting it from the roof of the shield building)#because he never said a positive word to tony himself#in fact i think that would make it even worse#not that i think howard had any genuine appreciation for tony anyway tho #like#‘you are my greatest creation’ #fuck off howard #all that is#is an attempt to claim credit for tony’s hard work and own genius#in an ‘i taught him everything he knows (therefore anything he achieves is really because of me)’ way (via @thudworm)

isjustprogress:

#THIS IS IT this is the gifset that perfectly defines their relationship#rhodey enjoys tony’s bullshit rhodey loves every second of tony’s bullshit#this is why i hate comments about how rhodey ‘has to put up with tony’s shit’#and has to tolerate him#because no no he doesn’t#he loves every second of every half assed stupid life threatening scheme tony comes up with#remember his first reaction after finding out about the suit was ‘where is mine’#you cannot have a friendship like theirs based on tolerance and cleaning up messes#rhodey LOVES being a part of all of their screw ups and enjoys every second of it#the only thing is he is a lot more discreet than tony in public#this is why i love their friendship#because it goes both ways because they both go along and complement each other#because they’re both the kind of people to sit next to the other person in prison laughing about how they fucked up#they are the best

blackfemalescientist:

jamaicanblackcastoroil:

dicapito:

twotontwentyone:

a-heart-as-sound-and-free:

twotontwentyone:

anotherfreckledfairy:

hesonfire:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

thotpanther:

waffleconefrappe:

yonisunrider:

We need something new to argue about on the dash.

out of all the avengers, who you think lay the best pipe? my money is on thor

Captain America dick trash cause he be like “I don’t wanna hurt you when you ask him to slap your ass.

Iron man too busy stroking only for himself. He nuttin first.

Hulk got all that dick and no stroke so it’s trash and it hurt

Dr strange get off on lettin you peg him so technically you layin down the best pipe technically

War machine got medium dick. It is what it is.

Tchalla trynna make love to you when you’re trynna get your back blown. I mean it’s cute and it’s nice but you not trynna Be loved

Vision and falcon prematurely ejaculated and said it doesn’t usually happen but it do

Bucky stealin money out your purse while he hitting it and say he don’t remember doin it and you let him fuck again

Thor layin down that let me cook you biscuits and greens dick. Y’all fucking all through the house and he make you want to give him the keys to your crib and co-sign your pussy to him.

I mean it’s a no brainer

What…..the…fuck

I thought they meant manual labor I was not prepared for the rest

@jackedjill fight me

I’m gonna argue two points:

– T’Challa would def bone you down and make love to you at the same time. He’s doing kinky shit but still kissing you on the lips and cuddling afterwards.

– Steve is def a golden boy in the streets and a daddy in the sheets. I don’t make the rules (have you seen his beard in IW? Point made)

Your boy Steve was born in the 1920’s. There’s no chance he is anything but missionary with the lights off. He’s dry toast and whole milk. My man’s first erection came when a bathing suit was a burlap sack. If you say the word nipple he might blow his load.

Steve has been doing research on modern times. You think he ain’t gonna research THAT?!

omgggggg

ok, but then steve is doing all the porn stuff that looks good on camera but does nothing for you.

mamalaz:

Avengers AU – If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

blanca-angelica-loveless:

Shuri when she finds out Peter fought Capt: How did you take down Captain America?

Peter in a terrible German Accent: I shot him in Zee legs because his shields zee size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot.

Steve: *looks down sadly at his shield*

Tony, dispite still not understanding that refrence: