cincosechzehn:

jedi-giraffe:

gothtigger92:

liho907lilo:

Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:

The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.

The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.

Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.

Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business. 

This also goes for anyone that works shipment too. We’re suddenly expected to stay as late as they want you to even if they know you don’t have a car and rely on a ride to get you to and from work and know you can’t stay late. Shipment workers will suddenly start getting berated for not getting things done and it is by far the most stressful time to be a shipment worker for any store. Especially when they throw in new hires that don’t know how to process things and are expected to work at the same pace as the people that have worked there for a while.

Retail is shit around the holidays, especially Black Friday

ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday

LET’S KILL BLACK FRIDAY

ijustkeepitmovin:

cliteralviolence:

bitter-badfem-harpy:

keuppy:

eruditionanimaladoration:

Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

“Major sprawling global megacorporations are having a sad because people won’t just feed their pets sawdust anymore :(”

Millennials keep killing corrupt industries I’m so proud of y’all :,)

All the foods listed are complete and utter trash and can very well make your cat sick. Always get the best for your four legged.

Reasons why Millennials prefer e-mail to phone in a work environment:

anais-ninja-bitch:

rafi-dangelo:

1) We don’t want to talk to you.

2) We don’t want to pause our music to talk to you.

3) We don’t even talk to each other on the phone — why would we want to talk to you?

But the biggest reason is A TRAIL. If I e-mail you back, you can see what was said in the future. You can’t tell me I forgot to tell you something because it’s right there. You can’t tell me I “never reached out” because we can both SEE it. I don’t have to trust your recollection.

And, in a group inbox, you can see who has been responded to. I got forwarded a voicemail from my supervisor (through e-mail! imagine that!) asking me to call some lady back for clarification. So I did, against my will of course…and she said somebody had called her yesterday.

Who? When? What did y’all talk about? Is follow-up necessary?

Phone calls back and forth only work in a workflow where the standard procedure is to *log* phone calls in a shared system with a brief summary of what was discussed. Otherwise, y’all need to let us e-mail. It’s not just about a generation gap. It’s also about efficiency.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. Any feedback can be proffered via e-mail.

EDIT

Also: let’s keep it real – we multi-task better than you do. If I’m on the phone with you, I’m FORCED to do that ONE thing and put whatever you want above all the other things I could’ve been doing. If you e-mail me, I can research what you want (while doing other things), find the solution (while doing other things), and offer it to you in a nice concise package (while doing other things) without sitting on the phone with you in awkward silence looking for the answer to whatever you think is urgent. (It’s not urgent. You’re not dying. I know it’s not urgent.)

OP is being kind in saying “i don’t have to trust your recollection.” people straight up lie, especially customers.

wes-stoodis:

lokicolouredglasses:

imathers:

abraxuswithaxes:

smallrevolutionary:

trungles:

shorterexcerpts:

styro:

salon:

Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials.

fuckin’ ronnie

I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform.

“Worst of all, these students’ sense of the future is constrained by planning for and then paying down their student loans, often for decades. Economists are waking up to the fact that when young Americans enter the workforce burdened with over a trillion dollars in cumulative debt, they become risk averse, unwilling to move, less able to make major purchases, and slower to become homeowners. Not coincidentally, they don’t feel safe enough to register any major protests against the society that’s done this to them.”

Damn.

i am reblogging again because….. fuck ronald reagan forever and ever and ever and ever.

Economists should be adept in their fields, how are they only now realizing that paying off our student debt is a fucking priority over anything else other than food?

Weird, it’s almost like there’s something missing from the study of economics.

Who would have possibly thought that a young generation owing trillions of dollars could have a negative effect on the economy?

iammyfather:

thetrippytrip:

The 1950s were not perfect and they were especially bad for women and minorities,the LGBTQ community, anyone with mental health issues, victims of domestic violence, child abuse, sex abuse, sexual harassment. It was harder to get a formal education. Schools were segregated. Smoking was rampant. People died from all cancers. I wouldn’t want to go back.

I will be part of the landscape. I will have raised my children and they their own to believe in equality, love without borders, and diversity as more than words. They will be respectful, responsible, and resilient. They will work together for a better world. Someday our society will look beyond race, gender, religion, and other things which divide us. We will finally just become humans nothing more and nothing less.

This last paragraph should become everyone’s oath to themselves and all others.

grandenoirceur:

thealmightyprincess:

literally-a-piece-of-trash:

mazarin221b:

berlynn-wohl:

heredayembracesnight:

knitmeapony:

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

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You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show

Gen Xer who grew up on reruns of this show. I can attest at the awesomeness of MASH. Check it out kids.

In which Howl’s Moving Castle is full of those Relatable Millennial Feels

dwarven-beard-spores:

Sophie

  • Convinced she’s fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages
  • Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her
  • Constant excuses to not talk to people
  • Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)
  • “I’m eighteen but I’m ninety at heart”
  • RAGE
  • Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc it’s free and at this point why not
  • *everything’s on fire* “This is fine”
  • I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck
  • Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.

Howl

  • Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use
  • Loves his blood family but just… can’t be around them 
  • “Why don’t you have a real job”
  • Cannot handle responsibility
  • Is responsible for things anyway
  • “Howl we have no money” “I’m going to buy a skull”
  • Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ™
  • also “treat yo self” 
  • Just Can’t anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)
  • “Oh no I care for all these people why”
  • Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks
  • Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.
  • “I don’t care” he says caringly, while caring deeply.

Michael

  • Anxious bab
  • What is happening why this plz help
  • Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing
  • “I guess this now” :/
  • Better at adulting than the actual adults
  • Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it
  • A bit useless in a crisis
  • Tries so hard, gets so far
  • Found family is the best family

Calcifer

  • “I’m being exploited!”
  • Complains about everything
  • Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.
  • Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now he’s living in a fireplace
  • Eats everything and anything. 
  • “Guys I have arms be impressed by my arms”
  • Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like it’s about to fall apart and frightens people.
  • Oops he cares about these assholes now time to ride or die for them 

sabotabby:

s4wdust:

plantconstellations:

i imagine getting my own place all the time and going down to the grocery store early in the morning before everyone else and to the coffee shop and having a really small place with wide windows and lots of plants and shelves of books and a tiny kitchen where i can make tea and noodles and a bed with a pile of blankets and just a place i can make uniquely my own or maybe a place i could share with someone but i just think about this place a lot idk

One of my professors is an extremely famous, well-known painter who has been in galleries since he was a young man in the 80s. He once asked me in class, “Alyssa, what are your dreams and aspirations for the future?”

You should have seen the puzzled look on his face when I described something similar to the post above.

“Why so humble?!” He laughed. “You know you’re talented, right? You could aspire to a lot more than that for sure.”

And I had to take that moment to explain to him that this is what my generation is given, this is how low our standards for happiness have to be. A humble existence, a small piece of the world for ourselves, and comfortable stability are just as out of reach for some of us as fame and reknown was for him in the 80’s. His face went somber immediately.

Millennials are killing the dream industry.