Tag: omg

copperbadge:

stardust-rain:

i finished bingeing Miss Sherlock over the weekend and it has an absolutely amazing cast with stellar acting, does some very interesting things with the Holmes stories, and I have many many thoughts about it, but everything else pales in comparison to their Mycroft

because this dude

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is this dude

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i no longer care what other mycrofts exists in the holmes multiverse I ONLY CARE ABOUT THE LONG LONG MAN MYCROFT

The only casting I will ever again accept for Mycroft. 

wishem:

shibs-the-burrito:

theprettiestoflights:

shibs-the-burrito:

theprettiestoflights:

shibs-the-burrito:

witch-with-a-dick:

sounddesignerjeans:

theonlyleftydesk:

meropischao:

mesopelagic:

meropischao:

meropischao:

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

what

the

FUCK

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I love contributing to these kinds of posts.

I shall call this guy, Horsefingers.

The worst thing about this is its pretty well drawn so I can imagine it IRL and I hate it

I am strongly tempted to color him.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

Just because I shouldn’t doesn’t mean I can’t 😉

And I just noticed you said that it’s pretty well drawn so thanks 😂

@theprettiestoflights ehehehehe

marshmallowmachinegun:

officialwhitegirls:

catbountry:

lafranziska:

heteromale:

god-is-prochoice:

cherthefashionista:

Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out with the trash.

That person fucking lied to you.

my cousin used to work in a hospital that provided abortions and the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME 

Fun fact: In my first year at college, I overheard a conversation in the student lounge where a girl was saying she was pro-life because she heard that abortions are done by pouring acid in the uterus and the fetus literally tries to run away. I tried really hard not to laugh.

I heard abortions are performed by funneling in rabid wolverines into the uterus.

It’s true, my dad works for Abortendo.

they also forgot to tell you the part about how the nurses have a basketball shootout with them and yell “kobe” everytime they get one in the trash

Abortions are preformed by smaller highly trained babies who sneak inside, befriend the fetus, learn their secrets and fears, and then betray them.

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

im short circuiting

gluten-free-pussy:

gluten-free-pussy:

When I was 16-19 I worked as a hostess/parking lot attendant at a funeral home and my boss told me (and I quote) “you get a friends and family discount but once you quit you won’t get it anymore so make sure you use it.” And to this day nothing has ever been funnier to me

A week after I got the job I accidentally spilled someone’s ashes on myself and my manager told me not to worry about it because they had spare ashes in the back room