Tag: puns
When someone tells you to break a leg in an audition, they’re hoping you end up in the cast
I’ll just leave this right here 😚
It’s such a funny pun so ruined for me by the fact that YOU CAN’T HAVE AN ABACUS WITH JUST ONE BEAD ON EACH SIDE 😀
Phillip doesn’t even have a face and he looks done.
I will never stop being proud of myself for this post.
what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail
Treeson
Get out
Vampire Memes!
supportblueduckstheymayfallover:
- posts instagram selfies. account is just photos of empty rooms
- hovers discretely an inch above ground to appear taller
- *sips blood* ah! Probiotic
- *minor problem occurs* *leaps out window*
- “Organic food is so expensive”
- *at a renaissance faire* THIS IS OFFENSIVE
- constant mid-life crisis
- “Not all of us know when our midlife is, Sharon”
- sunset motivational posters
- *14th cent liturgical hymn plays* I REMEMBER THIS SONG *headbangs*
- OLIVE GARDEN IS VAMPIRE PHOBIC
- *random hissing*
- *goes camping* I’m a Campire!!!
- *gets wet* I’m a Dampire!!!
- *is attracted to multiple genders* I’m a Panpire!!!
how did i forget about the puns
wupacing 