This is so sweet OMG
Tag: puns
thereschemicalskeepingustogether:
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what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?
pan nick at the disc co.
Get the fuck out
fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?
oh my god I finally found the post
A goth dating app called graveyard and instead of liking someone you dig them
Putting the romance back into necromancy
#a joke about trans ppl that isn’t at their expense??? and is just a pun?????
(via (97) Pinterest)
IT’S A CHICKEN COUPE!!
I don’t think anyone has forced you to look at this one yet.
That looks like a Cluckswagen to me.
no no no–Yolkswagen
GOD DAMMIT
I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’
could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”
The ultimate pun
IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE
“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”
WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN
The pun heard ‘round the world.
Reishi farmin’
It’s the Mush Room
Her bio said she was a flat-earther
The Hobbits
they look like a boyband
MORDORECTION
In-Shire
Fall Out Hobbit
Backstreet Brandywines
Their number one hit song “They’re Taking Us to Isengard (ft. Legolas)”
@merigreenleaf you have to see this!
We will run “Toph is blind” jokes into the ground. Which is the only way she will ever see them.
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