thesaltofcarthage:

shiraglassman:

janothar:

thesbhive:

goldenegg31:

janothar:

underthepleiades:

arboresced:

c1583e:

CHALLALUJAH

I heard there was a secret bread that David baked and it pleased the lord

But you don’t really care for chametz, do ya?

Well it goes like this: the wheat, the yeast
Braid the dough, six strands at least
The baffled king, baking the challalujah

@pensandpearls

And even though it all baked wrong
I’ll stand before the Lord of Song
with nothing on my tongue but challalujah

If you don’t mind…

And even running out of spread
I’ll stand before the Lord of Bread
with nothing on my tongue but Challalujah

Go to your room 🍞😂

Your yeast was fresh but it needed to proof
(You still recall that matzoh goof
and you don’t want this loaf to fall, now do you?)
You spilled stuff on the kitchen floor
You shrugged and kneaded the dough some more
And with your hands you made the Challalujah

thiswillonlyhurtalittle:

darjeelingandcoke:

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

themthafcknman:

chadvally:

spicydickjalapenos:

soorayray:

hi-imkingdavid:

spicydickjalapenos:

yurilanegra:

What even is sex in this weather

A heat stroke

Lmaooooo hahha it’s a double aunt Andre

What does that mean

LMAOO

It’s like a sexual in you window

I had to read that last comment slowly and aloud…😂😂

ezekestiel:

voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away