Tag: remus lupin
remus was never a booknerd. his first day at hogwarts he was pretending to read to avoid having to talk with three wankers in his room. it didn’t work really well. as time days and years went by it was just to awkward to tell them so he just started reading a lot.
im remus lupin im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read
The moment Lily Evans fully realized what she married into
but I want to know how long it took for the marauders to come up with their nicknames
“for the last time sirius, we’re not going to call peter ‘rabies’”
“remus if you call me ‘prancer’ one more time I will ram you into a wall I swear to merlin’s beard”
“SHUT UP POTTER WE ARE NOT CALLING ME SNUFFLES”
“Bambi my ass, Sirius.”
“Moonlight sounds a bit ridiculous, Peter.”
“Sirius, you’re going to be Furry Little Problem the Second.”
“Black Plague is way too metal for Pete, I mean honestly.”
“We’re not calling you The Prince Of The Forest, James. Your antlers aren’t that impressive, they haven’t even shed their velvet yet, you fawn.”
McWerewolf? Seriously, Sirius? Are you trying to out me?
Sirius, your animagus is a bloody puppy, we are not calling you Black Doom! And yes, I get the pun!
“For the 10th time, we are not calling me Mickey!” “Shut up or we’ll put you in your cage”
Eventually they just started calling each other the names the others hated the most anyway, and then it stuck, and well, the names were so childish and they’re sixteen years old! No one’s going to think they’re these people ten years from now. Nope. Not happening.
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“Fuck! I’m *STILL* Snuffles!”
I’m rereading prisoner of azkaban and fully appreciating how wild it is that of all the people ron could have made friends with, it’s the guy whose parents were murdered by his pet rat.
I now pronounce you man and wolfman
It’s finally canon, guys
wupacing 