mamoru:

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

princesspaige:

my #1 hair advice to girls is just. cut it all off. try a pixie cut at least once.

“ohh but I don’t have the face for one”

okay but 90% of men have equally short hair and nobody tells them they “don’t have the face for it”. 

free yourself. try a pixie cut.

satellite-shakespeare:

schmergo:

bambis-baby:

mrpawnshopghost:

erebusodora:

ruthannereid:

ariaste:

adultwednesdayadams:

Something Rotten!

omg a musical song about COMPLAINING ABOUT WRITING

My whole life I have been waiting for this. MY WHOLE LIFE.

OH MY WORD

YES.

@tinydadman

I REBLOG THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME IT COMES ON MY DASH AN I HAVE LOVED IT EVERY TIME

I saw this show live on Shakespeare’s birthday and it was amazing!

They always leave out my favorite part of the song:

SO YOU WRITE DOWN A WORD

BUT ITS NOT THE RIGHT WORD

SO YOU TRY A NEW WORD

BUT YOU HATE THE NEW WORD

AND YOU NEED A GOOD WORD

BUT YOU CANT FIND THE WORD

OH WHERE IS IT

WHAT IS IT

WHAT IS IT

WHERE IS IT-

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING*