#i feel like this is also the stance of the movies#because lando spends approximately zero seconds redeeming himself#think of how black characters are usually treated for betrayals#even if it is an airquote betrayal#lando helps at the end of esb and is officially one of the heroes no redemption necessary#the whole choking thing is a misunderstanding really tags via cadesama
But if you look at it from another POV, why couldn’t Bail Organa have done the same for Alderaan? It’s not like the Death Star suddenly came out of hyperspace and attacked within a second, the battle station was in orbit for quite a while. Why didn’t Organa give himself up? Or “betray” Kenobi to save his planet and people? He could have commed the Death Star and said that he was leading Kenobi to Alderaan, and use him as a bargaining chip with Vader. He could have given up Leia for his people, telling Vader that she’s Padme’s daughter. Was he fine with using the planet and people as a shield? Knowing that it’s a core world and thus valuable enough to not be destroyed? Thoughts? @wingletblackbird@beatrice-otter
Are you looking for the Watsonian reason (the reason from internal story logic) or the Doylist reason (the reason the writer/director chose to do it that way)? Because there are reasons both ways.
First, let’s talk the Doylistic reason. And that is that A New Hope is not about Bail. He doesn’t even get mentioned. Nor does Queen Breha, his wife (who is the actual planetary ruler, btw; Bail was the Senator before Leia, and he’s still one of the leaders of the Rebel Alliance, but he’s not the planetary ruler). Having him or Queen Breha do that negotiating would have taken the movie in a different direction and added characters and complexity that would have dragged it down and changed it from a fantasy-in-space to more of a political thriller. And taken the spotlight off of Leia, Luke, and Han, the three main characters.
On a Watsonian level, there are actually a number of differences between Alderaan’s situation and Cloud City’s.
First and foremost, Alderaan matters. It’s big and powerful. People care about it. And up to this point, the Empire has mostly been going after smaller targets. The places (important) people don’t really care about. Now, Alderaan’s importance is exactly why Tarkin chose it, but Bail and Breha don’t know that. It would be far more likely, from their point of view, for this to be some sort of bluff. In which case, the smart thing to do is bluster, pretend ignorance, and hope to hold out long enough for the Rebellion to figure out the weakness and destroy the thing. If they say “oh, yeah, we know all about the Rebellion, here’s your target!” what do you think happens to them and Alderaan? Nothing good! At that point, the Empire can justify anything it does to Alderaan as legitimate retribution for their treason. If they keep their cool, on the other hand, the Empire has a much harder case to make, and they’ve got a lot more wiggle room. Even if Bail and Breha seriously thought that Tarkin would destroy the planet, they almost certainly assumed that it would take more time. More negotiating. Not “I’m destroying it on the first half-transparent excuse I can find as soon as I find it!” I betcha they were frantically destroying records on Alderaan, sanitizing information and trying to figure out political strategies, not realizing that none of that mattered because Tarkin came there intending to destroy a major planet just to show he could.
Cloud City, otoh, is small. Nobody cares about it besides the people who live there. Even before Alderaan, if the Empire cared to smite it, nobody would have blinked.
Second, Alderaan was a target of the Empire because of its connection to the Rebellion. They capture Princess Leia, Alderaan becomes an immediate place of interest. The Empire wants to get rid of the Rebellion. Even if Bail gives up every other Rebel cell and base he knows about, the Empire would STILL know that Alderaan had rebels on it! They would still take action! There’s no possible intelligence Bail could give them that would make it worth their while to just … forget about the fact that Alderaan is run by rebels. Alderaan just got caught red-handed; Alderaan needs to be made an example of. (It’s just that Bail probably didn’t believe that the example would be “the complete destruction of the planet.”) If you’re not running a short ticking clock down to destruction, again, the best thing to do is bluff. You can always confess later; you can’t take back the confession.
Cloud City, by contrast, just happens to be in the way. Vader doesn’t care what happens to Cloud City one way or the other; he doesn’t even care about Han, Leia, and Chewie. He just cares about getting his paws on Luke. So Lando actually has a great bargaining position. Vader wants one thing (Luke), which will be marginally easier to get with Lando’s help; Lando wants one thing (the protection of his people), which he depends on Vader’s good graces to secure. He can save his people (and get Han out of the line of fire) by throwing Luke under the bus. And then Vader will go away because, see point one, nobody cares about Cloud city, and Vader only cares about it in ESB because it’s where he happens to catch up to the Rebels who can call Luke for him. Agreeing to spare Cloud City loses him nothing, and gets him an easier setup for his trap. And that’s all Vader (or any Imperial) wants out of Cloud City. Boom! Done!
Third, Bail is a committed Rebel. Lando is a complete outsider. Bail has chosen his allegiance, and it is twofold: to Alderaan, and to the Rebellion (or, as he puts it, “the Alliance to Restore the Republic.”). Even if he completely, totally, and utterly gave up everything he knows and gave the Empire enough information to track down and destroy the entire Rebellion, that probably still wouldn’t be enough to stop the Empire from massive reprisals against Alderaan. It wouldn’t save his planet. Betraying one of his allegiances would not save the other. Lando? Lando has no larger political affiliation. Lando’s allegiance is to Cloud City, full stop. He doesn’t have to worry about betraying his people and his cause; he just has to worry about getting the Empire through there and out of there as quick as possible. By handing over Luke, he is not betraying anyone he has any care for or allegiance to; and as for Han and Chewie (the two he actually cares about), the deal was that they would stay on Cloud City, remember? And even Princess Leia! Lando isn’t trading “all of the Rebellion” for his city; he’s not trading massive tactical information which could cripple the Rebellion for his city; he’s trading ONE REBEL for his city. That’s not a bad trade.
Fourth, let’s assume Bail did cop to everything and turn information and himself over to buy Alderaan’s survival. What happens next? Why, the Empire has a weapon that can destroy entire planets, and the only people with a hope in hell of stopping that thing just got eliminated! In the long run, it’s probably better for the galaxy that Alderaan was wiped out but the Rebellion got the plans and destroyed the Death Star, than Alderaan saved and the Death Star still at large. Because if it wasn’t Alderaan, it would have been some other planet. The whole point of a weapon is to use it. This isn’t the Cold War, with two sides with equivalent weapons; this is one side with an overwhelming force that they can use to devastating effect, if you don’t destroy it first. If the Rebellion can’t destroy the Death Star, the galaxy is doomed forever. Bail knows this. And if he saved Alderaan by giving up the Rebellion, Alderaan would then have to exist in a galaxy ruled by the kind of people who like to destroy planets and can do so at will. That’s a long-term sword hanging right over their head.
Cloud City? What are the consequences of selling out one Rebel to save it? Well, the consequences are pretty dire for that one Rebel. But not that big for the galaxy as a whole, or at least, Lando had no reason to believe they would be. Cloud City will have no long-term consequences, either; neither will Lando.
Fifth, Bail copping to everything would require also throwing Leia under the bus. Her one hope of survival (he probably thinks) is using her threadbare excuse of being on some sort of diplomatic mission that has nothing to do with the Rebellion. Tarkin might hesitate to destroy Alderaan (or at least Bail probably thought he would), but not to torture and kill one politician. If Bail folds, Leia is toast. And he loves his daughter dearly. In the end, I bet he probably would have been willing to sacrifice her to save Alderaan, but not as a first option on a few minutes’ notice.
Lando had never even heard of Luke before Vader showed up. The only people in the whole mess (besides his citizens) he has any connection to are Han and Chewie … and if he throws the dude he’s never heard of before under the bus, he can save the people he actually knows and cares about.
Also, from a Watsonian perspective, there’s no evidence in ANH that Bail had any foreknowledge or ability to negotiate at all.
Vader has everyone informed that everyone on Leia’s ship was killed. No one in the Rebellion knows Leia is his prisoner; everyone thinks she is probably dead. It’s clear when the Falcon gets her to Yavin that people had held out hope, but no one knew for sure.
Alderaan was targeted not because of Bail Organa, but because the Empire was torturing a prisoner that the Rebellion didn’t know they had. This wasn’t a longstanding target that Bail or Breha or anyone could have negotiated around. The only person in position to do anything about it was Leia, and she tried to do so and failed because Tarkin was a complete monster.
My dude, I have an entire PLUNNIE about transObi-Wan.
Obi-Wan was
born biologically female and decided while still in the creche, early in life,
that he had no business being a girl and being a boy was far more to his
tastes. The Jedi see enough species and differing genders that they were accommodating
to this desire: hormone treatments, clothing, full gender identity change—the only
thing they didn’t perform was the surgery Obi-Wan wanted, because it’s safer if
you’re fully grown before going under the knife. Obi-Wan was entirely fine with
that. His breasts are behaving themselves and remaining A-cups, thank you, and
he has an implant that means he isn’t inconveniently bleeding on an
inconvenient schedule.
That is,
Obi-Wan is fine with things right up until Qui-Gon gets himself killed and
saddles Obi-Wan with a Padawan. Now he doesn’t have time to go through the surgery and the recovery period, he has a
wild Anakin Skywalker on his hands.
There is no
avoiding telling Anakin, as they live in close quarters, but bitty Anakin just
blinks it off, shrugs, and wants to know why that matters. He was raised on the
Outer Rim in a port. This is not a new thing and is entirely cool, can we go
see Real Grass now? Real green grass is way more interesting than gender stuff.
Obi-Wan
shrugs, mutters under his breath, and just deals with it, because he promised
Qui-Gon a Knighted Anakin Skywalker. He’ll complete that task and then get the surgery, because he’d
like to be able to look at himself naked in the mirror and recognize the person
looking back at him.
But of
course, the universe is an asshole, and galactic civil WAR breaks out. Anakin
is Knighted, but they’re busy. He does not have time to recover from a surgery.
He doesn’t even have time to recover from the wounds he is receiving. Obi-Wan begins to wonder if the Republic supply
depots are spiking their food with stimulants just to keep them all upright.
The clones
are also totally fine with the
transgender thing. Obi-Wan discovers while speaking with Rex (in bed, because
that’s really the only time they have for anything resembling a conversation
not based on the war) that there are female
clones in the ranks, quietly living and doing their jobs as men because the
Kaminoans promised the Republic an army of Fett clones, so the girl deviations
had to conform.
This does
not please Obi-Wan. Or Anakin. or Plo Koon. Or any of the few remaining Jedi
who do not have their entire heads up their asses, spelunking through their own
intestines.
The female
clones get to grow their hair, if they want, and be referred to as their
preferred gender. Several of the male clones jump ship to be women; some of
them give no fucks; some of the women remain men; some of them really don’t
want to have to deal with gender anything,
can we just go blow shit up now??
Dooku dies.
Obi-Wan really doesn’t give a fuck that Anakin executed Dooku after the battle.
It’s a bit vicious, but not only has the Republic already declared in a Senate
session to execute Dooku as a traitor (which is…questionable) but Dooku has
tried to kill Obi-Wan so often that he rather enjoys the idea that Dooku won’t
ever try to kill him again. Either way, if they take down Grievous, then those
are the major military players. The war might be ending.
Obi-Wan
tries breaking his leg by kicking Grievous. Not his best moment, but he still
wins. They’re that much closer. He can feel it.
Too bad he
was feeling the wrong thing. The Purges happen. Cody tries to kill him. The 501st
marches on the Temple and executes every living being inside.
Mustafar.
Anakin. Anakin who knelt before the Emperor and became Vader. Anakin tried to
kill Padme, and then does his best to kill Obi-Wan until Anakin proves he’s fucking nuts by taking that
leap from a lower position.
Obi-Wan has
no idea what is going on, or why his belly aches like Grievous kicked him (no,
he did not), or why Anakin suddenly went entirely mad.
He does not
have long to contemplate it. Right after he retrieves Padme and gets C-3PO to
pilot them off this horror-rock, he collapses.
R2-D2 takes
some time away from freaking out about Anakin losing his mind to mutter about
having two hapless idiots on his
hands. C-3PO can only carry one idiot at a time!
Padme does not die. Fuck that Losing
the Will to Live shit. Padme was Momma Bear incapsulated, taking on the entire
Republic, before she had kids. After? Man, she would fight the universe to see her kids safe.
Everything
at Polis Massa is great, except for the fact that Padme is giving birth to
twins (!??!) and a medic is telling Obi-Wan that he’s pregnant. (!!!!?!???)
Bail is kind
enough to help clean him up after Obi-Wan vomits in the ’fresher for about an
hour and a half. Then he asks who the baby’s father is.
Obi-Wan
pauses, thinking that Rex adores kids and so does Cody, and Cody will just
never stop teasing him over this—
He decides
he’s just going to keep dry-heaving for a while. It’s kinder than thinking
about any of them.
Then he goes
and tears a medic a new one because he has an implant, this can’t happen.
The medic
asks Obi-Wan when was the last time he had the implant swapped out. They only
last so long before their effectiveness at preventing this sort of thing begins
to deteriorate.
Polis Massa’s
walls echo with the shout of “FUCK!”
Padme has
twins. Luke and Leia. She’s feeding the baby girl when she asks Obi-Wan if he’s
going to abort the baby.
Obi-Wan
stares at her, because it hadn’t even occurred to him to do so. Most of the
known Force sensitives in the galaxy were just wiped out. He can’t bear the
thought of helping the Emperor succeed.
Fuck. Fuck,
this is not fair. Why can’t he put this fetus in an incubator to gestate like
at least five different sentient species he knows of just off the top of his
head? WHY?
Fine. FINE!
Obi-Wan is going to have a child while they’re on the run from the Empire, and
then he is going to have that fucking surgery or he will chew his way through duracrete.
Obi-Wan asks
Padme what it’s like to be pregnant. Padme looks at him, blinks a few times,
and then grimaces.
Duracrete
and durasteel, then.
Obi-Wan and Padme decide to hide from Vader together. Bail does
not get one of the twins. Padme listens to Yoda’s reasons, tells him he’s full
of shit, and tells Bail that there are so many war orphans to choose from,
Breha could raise an entire horde if she likes.
Bail looks
entirely too pleased by this idea. She almost feels sorry for his older
sisters, who have been nattering on for Bail and Breha to have children for
years.
Padme is the
one to suggest that they go to Tatooine. She can’t go home to Naboo, but at
least Tatooine has Anakin’s family. That is her brother-in-law and
father-in-law and—according to the last message she received, she now has a
sister-in-law in Beru Whitesun Lars as well.
Yoda
actually agrees that hiding on Tatooine is a fabulous idea; off you go, shoo,
shoo.
Obi-Wan did
not need that education in what happened on Tatooine with the Tusken Raiders.
He was heartbroken enough. This is almost worse.
Also, he
really was not expecting his father to have quit the Mid-Rim, moved to
Tatooine, and married Anakin’s mother. He is also entirely freaked out about
endangering these people—these near strangers,
no matter their blood—when Padme assures him that Anakin swore an actual blood
oath that he was never setting foot on Tatooine again. They both doubt that
Vader will suddenly forget that sort of vow just to go trolling for victims.
Owen is not okay with Obi-Wan being his brother
instead of his sister, especially with Obi-Wan pregnant but still saying he’s a
man. Obi-Wan tells him to sod off and grow up. Beru laughs when Owen turns
bright red and stomps out of the room.
Padme and
Cliegg assure Obi-Wan that yes, he is handling siblinghood correctly.
They find a
nice, remote farmstead that is larger than Obi-Wan’s quarters in the Temple.
Which is…kind of pathetic, actually. Cliegg and Owen (after Beru threatens her
husband with castration) help to build additional rooms onto the place so that
they have bedrooms for each of them. Obi-Wan and Padme might tell people that
they’re spouses, but Obi-Wan does not want to be anything except Padme’s
friend. Padme is struggling to grieve while also being bright and happy for
twin babies who are far too sensitive for their own good. Obi-Wan is trying to
figure out how to anchor himself back to existence.
The last
room to be built is a nursery for the twins. Obi-Wan stares often at that third
cradle, waiting for a new baby, and wonders what in the entire fuck happened to
his life. He can’t grow a beard right now to save his life because his estrogen
levels are overcompensating after years of being suppressed, his breasts are
larger (FUCK), and he is starting to waddle like the pregnant man he is.
Thank the
Force that Beru loves children and all but moves in with them to babysit as
often as possible. They might have lost their minds that first year without
her.
On the day
Obi-Wan’s daughter is born, he finally sees Qui-Gon’s ghost for the first time.
Unfortunately
for the asshole who up and died on him, it’s during labor. Obi-Wan throws
everything within reach at the ghost, because HOW DARE HE and THIS IS YOUR IDEA
OF TIMING? while Padme holds his hand and tries not to giggle as Obi-Wan
apparently destresses by yelling at a figment of his imagination.
Obi-Wan
names his little girl Anna. Ani for short.
After nearly
a year of holding tight to her grief, Padme finally breaks down and sobs.
EXCUSE ME I WAS USING THOSE FEELS!!!! And holy CARP I desperately hope someone adopts this because AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SO! MANY! FEELS! AND! AWESOMENESS!
LOL. Please understand how hilarious this is considering their interactions in A New Hope. Like, even if Han is just Obi-Wan’s distant nephew or something, I’m laughing. HAN IS SO UNIMPRESSED WITH HIM, who is this dumb old man, blahblahblah. Honestly, I think this is a point in the “Han is totally a Kenobi” column, because the only person I’d buy being that unimpressed with Obi-Wan is Obi-Wan himself.
Perhaps there was more to Obi-Wan’s deeply entertaining facial reactions in the cantina scene, because he’d figured out what’s up:
This would, of course, also explain why Leia wanted to get in Han’s pants and why Luke was like GOLLY HAN YOU SHOULD STAY WITH US FOREVER DON’T EVER LEAVE ME after knowing him for one single afternoon. 😄
This… Is an idea I had not previously considered but am now highly interested in. Because honestly the “charming dork who has a thing for people who dramatically yell at him” thing DOES have a certain level of familiarity! Also the whole penchant for “unexpected use of luck to pull off impossible plans”…
Hmm.
Ok so Han was about 10 at the end of the Clone Wars IIRC. A Kenobi sibling is definitely a possibility, but the other (far more amusing) option is that a young Knight Kenobi had an eventful solo mission (pfft!) On Correllia while his very young Padawan was back at the Temple doing catch up homework in the early years of their partnership.
Actually that idea has a lot of merit. After all, Obi-Wan’s reputation has to have come from somewhere and you KNOW Anakin would have been a highly effective cockblock the moment he was allowed on missions…
XD
Well, I think we’ve had a true breakthrough here, people. This is my canon now and I will not be swayed.
Han, pretending to be the lone sane person around a bunch of dramatic idiots, when he too is a huge drama llama? Sounds about right.
Han, flirting with a lot of people and being kiiiinda into his own damn self? Sounds about right.
Han, his glorious Star Wars Hair Swoosh flying around in the wind? Sounds about right.
Han, unable to say no to a Skywalker? SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
HAN, GREATLY ENJOYING “ARGUING” WITH PEOPLE HE ABSOLUTELY WANTS TO SLEEP WITH? SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
Also, amazingly, this would make Kylo “Universe Ruiner” Ren both Obi-Wan AND Anakin’s grandson. I guess now we know why those two aren’t showing their faces around the living world these days. 😂
Han, having a bad feeling about this? Sounds about right
Han, somehow finding a single incapacitated friend in a massive expanse of snow and ice without technological assistance? Sounds about right.
Han, going for the sneaky and unexpected escape route? Sounds about right.
Han insisting that he is absolutely not attached to these people going and sacrificing himself for them? Sounds about right.
Han, deliberately NOT killed by Vader? Sounds about right… XD
(I definitely headcanon Han as being an untrained force sensitive who passed off his connection to the force as being gut feelings and good luck!)
And pfft, maybe that was the problem – trying to contain Kenobi and Skywalker genes in a single individual results in infinite drama without the counterbalance to provide control XD.