Marvel: Are you ready for the GOD of motherFUCKING THUNDER?????? He’s six feet of RAWMUSCLE and his hobbies include SMASHING things with a HUGE, MAGICHAMMER and being a generally SEXY BEAST
The fandom:
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The funniest thing is I imagine Diana and Thor would get along very well, and bond over their dads being the head honchos of the gods. Also lightning and thunder! Diana would probably be like a slightly exasperated big sister to Thor at times. Oh and she can 100% lift Mjolnir and wield Stormbreaker.
and we all know how Thor feels about female warriors. he would think Diana is the absolute coolest
Mjolnir? Stormbeaker? If Thor met her he would absolutely gush over her Lasso of truth!! A weapon designed to have one last ditch effort to resolve a situation even when your opponent has already resigned to battle? One last chance to resolve the conflict before anyone has to get hurt? Even just the fact that it can grapple an enemy instead of kill them outright. Thor would be in awe of Wonder Woman. To Thor she is everything a leader should be, brave, strong, wise, and just like Thor she is enamored by humanity despite it’s flaws. Wonder Woman is Thor’s goals personified. She’s the leader he wants to be
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Thor could think of all the shit he can get back at Loki with that rope
thor could think of all
the shit he can get back at
loki with that rope
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
Not that i dont love thor and believe in him and know that he’ll be a great king but…he’s kinda been gallivanting around saving the universe for like the last decade….whilst odin’s been hiding from his mistakes and faking amnesia and sightseeing…and loki’s been scamming the whole world and getting dicked down by various sugar daddies…..heimdall truly was the only pillar of like, actual government, that asgard had and now he’s gone…..thor’s gonna be like hmmmm which one of you knows how to do taxes
Thor: ok where’s the economy ?
Valkyrie: what do you mean WHERE’s the economy? Do you mean where are the book keepers?
Thor: ah yes, of course, i was just trying out a bit of colloquialism ! So where are the money librarians ?
Valkyrie: this is so fucking sad
Thor: well apparently the book keepers have all died so good news! Taxes are cancelled!
“What happens at the beginning of Ragnarok is so destabilizing for both Thor and Loki. They are all they have; as in, there’s nothing left. Everyone’s gone—Odin’s gone, Frigga’s gone, the Warriors Three are gone, Asgard is basically gone. And so Thor and Loki turn to each other and say, you’re all I have left. And actually, that’s enough.” – Tom Hiddleston [Empire Podcast]
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