Aunt Susan no one has time for your shit

i think if you’re going to project your horniness into your work then maybe you shouldn’t be writing about middle school and high school students like are you aware that adults are a thing that exist? if school Really needs to be a part of your plot, are you aware that some adults still go to school? like, college? university? if you really cant keep it in your pants while you’re writing, is it so hard to write characters that are adults? sorry, i watched an episode of boku no hero academia

the-goat-of-dojima:

hennythingspossible:

bigchiefatl:

tilthat:

TIL Researchers at Yale did a study on teaching monkeys to use money to buy things like grapes, jello and other things. It turns out once the monkeys learned they could buy things with the money they started paying females monkeys for sex, who in turn immediately bought some sweets with it.

via reddit.com

😂😂😂😂😂

It gets better

officerhaughts-bulletproofvest:

officerhaughts-bulletproofvest:

I FUCKING snorted outloud. I feel personally called out.

misteranthrope:

lastqueenoftexas:

There it is.

Germans learned a hard lesson in the pitfalls of nationalism that Americans have yet to learn.

thatpettyblackgirl:

This

whitepeopletwitter:

Shots fired

Why do you hate straight people

witchgays:

heres my paypal

i’ll answer your question when i recieve payment 🙂 thank you so much!

tacticalpineapple:

theajesaysashe:

itsvegetasamahoe:

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

AND THAT IS THE TEA

THE WAY THEY ALL DO THAT SUCK IN A BREATH THROUGH THE TEETH AND UNFORTUNATE MMM SOUND THE WAY WE DO I’M DYING

whitepeopletwitter:

Interesting thought