WHAT A FUCKING ICON i feel like the movies and some of the latter books made her seem much less cool than she is and like. what an interesting and intriguing and dynamic character. what a great character for us to sink our teeth into.
we don’t get the opportunity, but we fucking could, is what i’m getting at.
minerva deserves her own book series and WHILE I’M FUCKING AT IT she deserves a happy ending. this whole her husband died and she spent the rest of her life alone and sad thing is bullshit. give minerva a fucking wife you cowards!!! her and pomfrey are fucking, actually. i’ve decided. she and minerva get down in the supply closet every other tuesday, and in minnie’s office evety other friday. they fuck beneath the stars on a quidditch pitch. their relationship is Epic and Sweet and Fluffy and love flows between them as easy as anything. they keep it on the dl because the students would lose their fucking minds if they could bug the wife of their professor just because. it’s to avoid the jokes more than anything else.
“is she this rough with you?”
“what’s her beside manner like?”
“does she use that restraining charm on you?? i didn’t enjoy it, personally.”
#canon
Drunk rant about McGonagall please? :D
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