and the end result:
bonus:
Tag: canon
Boromir: *lying awake one night* Hey Merry. you awake.
Merry: ?I am now
Boromir: what are baby hobbits called
Merry: …hobbit… babies?
Boromir: yes those, what do you call them?
Merry: hobbit babies.
Boromir: yes but what are they CALLED.
Merry: hobbit. babies.
Boromir: but what are they called?
Merry: I give up *goes back to sleep*
Boromir: *staring up at the sky* I still don’t know what they’re called
~next morning~
Merry: hey Boromir
Boromir: hm?
Merry: last night. did you wake me up. to ask me what hobbit babies are called.
Merry: or did I dream that
Boromir: ………………….you never answered the question
Merry: yes I did
Boromir: no you didn’t
Merry: Frodo. Sam. Anyone. please help.
Sam: Mr Merry what the fresh hell are you talking about
Merry: Sam tell Boromir what we call baby hobbits
Sam: ……you mean… babies?
Merry: exactly
Boromir: ………….OH
Boromir: I thought. there might be a special word.
Sam: no we just call them babies why would there be a special word
Merry: what would it even… be
Boromir: I don’t know that’s why I was ASKING
Legolas, from the other side of the hill: BOBBITS
Pippin: BOBBITS
Merry: no
Pippin: I’m making it happen
Merry: nO
Pippin: bobbits. little bobbits. back when i was a bobbit. I love it.
Sam: *not looking up from what he’s doing* Mr Pippin if you ever say that word around me again I am going to rip your guts out through your nose
Pippin: ……………wow.
*Merry losing his shit in the foreground*
*Aragorn losing his fucking mind in the background*
every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face
#every patronus ron weasley has ever produced was also done with the memory of hermione decking malfoy in the face (via raisindeatre)
like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms
googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,
so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)
- 5100/1500 = 3.4
so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian
to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so
- 80/3.4
lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God…
thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23
thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23
so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math
- 5100/1052 = 4.85
then to change to human terms
- 80/4.85 = 16.4948
LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME
you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki
“20gayteen” is such a powerful name for a year. I’m gonna miss it when it’s 2019
OH MY GOD
20biteen????
I second 20biteen
four champions.
JUST SAW THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND LAUGHED SO HARD I SCARED THE DOG OMG
fucking flamed
I’m whEEZINF OH MY GOD TONYS FACE. “Rhodey.”
“What?”
“What time is it?”
“What? What do you mean—why?”
“Listen, Cap and I have our differences but I have enough respect for him to put that aside and mark down his exact time of death.”
“Oh my god.”
“All I’m saying is Hydra’s been trying since the forties but Captain America was murdered in cold blood right here right now by a high schooler.”
“Tony—“
“The ice couldn’t even do it but that’s because no amount of arctic ice in the world could measure up to the iconic freezer burn my kid just gave him.”
“That well-dressed fellow in the corner? We call him the Gentleman Thief. Why, just last year, he single-handedly stole more than 40 gentlemen.”
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