This one was hard to make fun of, because it already made fun of itself so well (which is why I love it). Still, where there’s a will, there’s a way.

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In the airport scene everyone is fighting with each other, showing their abilities and knowledge in combat…

imgetting2old4diss:

damon-pac:

cxmp-14:

love-in-mind-palace:

glostixdix:

iamyourscarletvision:

and there is T’challa and Bucky

It’s 1.30 am and i am trying to not wake up my fucking house oh my god

I’m wheezing! 😂

Rotfl, why am I jus recognizing that!?

So bloody funny

scftstucky:

Thor, at Loki’s funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him?

Banner: Of course *leaves*

Thor, leaning over Loki’s coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.

Loki: Yeah no shit

staarknaked:

Tales of Suspense 101

immastygausorus:

wancemcwain:

butyouarenotthesun:

sweetnightmaregaming:

macalpeeney:

happy epilogue day

And always had tea and snacks for Harry and his friends when they came to his hut. Even if they weren’t always good, he was always trying to take care of Harry.

harry literally says hagrid is the bravest person he knows in like prisoner of azkaban?? what happened harry???? why you do my boy like that???

pour one out for Rubeus Remus Potter, the name that never was

What we Say: we’re fine

What we think: THIS

roguetelemetry:

devilish-lil-loki:

langernameohnebedeutung:

fuloki:

Netflix’s warning for Ragnarok has “brief suggestive content” and really how brief is this

it also has

the wiggle

I don’t know if this really counts, but also consider:

Netflix has a point I guess

Writing prompt, 3, with james

megalania-prisca:

Explaining that you broke wizarding law and accomplished at 15 years old what only 7 other living adult wizards have to your parents takes tact.

In theory.

thatawkwardtinyperson:

sashayed:

sashayed:

upallnightogetloki:

theironlegion:

spidyrman:

tchill:

tchalla hacks buckys phone location so he knows where he is if and when he wants to beat his ass

he just gets bored and he’s like hmmmmmm bucky’s only two miles away frm me time for pain buck boi

forget the tony and steve man pain, i want to just see scenes of Bucky standing in the self checkout line with a loaf of bread and TP then suddenly tchalla is there throwing a shopping cart at his ass and they start fighting. bucky in the bathroom washing his hands calmly before tchalla kicks the door open and they start fighting. tchalla having a sandwich in the park until he sees bucky coming then he throws it at his face and then they start fighting.

Bucky’s about to dive in the pool, T’Challa runs up, drop kicks his ass and flips out of the splash zone.

it’s very important to me that sometimes t’challa is in a high-level but very boring cabinet meeting about grain prices or smth and his secret Danger Phone goes off and he glances down at it and then grimly says, “i must go.” and everyone’s like, wow. our strong and brave prince. off to protect Wakanda in her hour of need again. meanwhile t’challa’s just hit bucky barnes with a SPECTACULAR flying clothesline outside a Home Depot in bed-stuy

#bucky knows every single time t’challa’s about to creep up and kick his ass #and t’challa knows he knows #it’s a consensual ass-kicking #they kick each other’s asses the way two friends sit down for a coffee date #‘HOW DID THE CABINET MEETING GO’ bucky yells as he kicks and nearly dislocates t’challa’s jaw #‘IT WAS PRETTY BORING. I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND UNDER THE TABLE THE WHOLE TIME’ t’challa shouts back as he throws bucky into a shopping cart #what’s the equivalent of a booty call but like. for fighting #t’challa texts bucky ‘can’t wait to see u tonite 😉 – ur prince’ #steve peers over bucky’s shoulder like ‘who you texting’ #‘I HAVE TO LEAVE’ bucky says shoving the phone in his pocket and parkouring out the 93rd floor of avengers tower ( @saltdryad )

YES THAT LAST PART

avvets:

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dont-trust-a-doe:

rhythmic-idealist:

sun-pop:

bi-thor:

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you 🙂

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t’challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish