this just keeps getting better – Page 29

curiobjd:

captain-lovelace:

the-addiction-of-you:

no-lives-matter-that-much:

mostlycatsmostly:

voodythevainglorious:

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

Another cat

@thestars-too

@nocakeno

yosoyleche:

b-tandoodlez:

akaalexia:

powergirlschestnuts:

ohmygil:

I’m actually a little offended because if there were ever a male Strong Female Character

it’d be Nightwing

Isn’t that right Karen?

IM A LITTLE BITTER NEGL dick grayson was doing the strong female character thing IN CANON way before anyone knew who clint barton was but WHATEVER FANDOM

WHATEVER

did I mention this isn’t fanart

really printed

ACTUAL POSE IN AN ACTUAL COMIC BOOK

tits and ASS

gratuitous and inhuman

losing clothes since 1980something

yet fandom still decides that CLINT BARTON is a better male Strong Female Character than this flawless prince smh

idg why or how that snub happened but I am protesting it

WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL WINNER IS

and did I mention CANON because

CANON MALE STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER

CLEAR WINNER BY A LONG SHOT

DICK GRAYSON PERIOD THE END

I love Hawkeye, and the Hawkeye initiative, but this post never fails to crack me up.

Artists, what are you doing?

I

STRONGLY

AGREE

WITH

EVERYTHING.

Not to mention a villain actually says “I’d know that ass anywhere” when seeing Dick Grayson from behind.

priscellie:

emilysidhe:

derinthemadscientist:

hogwartsaheadcanon:

ladiefury:

sarazellman:

lestatthecupcakeprince:

tinylilemrys:

Headcanon that an outraged 6-year-old Charlie Weasley writes to an elderly Newt Scamander wanting to know why Gringotts keeps a dragon locked up underground and begging him to fix it. Newt writes back saying that sadly he’s been fighting that fight for years and no one ever wants to listen to him because the powerful families whose money is being kept safe by the dragon always shut him down, and that Charlie is the first person he’s heard of who’s as angry as he is about it. Charlie decides that day to dedicate his life to finding out everything he can about dragons so that one day he can free the poor Gringotts dragon. After the war, when they hear that Harry, Ron and Hermione freed the dragon, they celebrate and immediately begin petitioning to have it made illegal to imprison dragons so that nothing like that ever happens again. It’s only when Hermione becomes Minister that it’s finally signed into law.

This is the best Harry Potter headcanon I’ve ever seen

yes yes yes

Just imagine how that conversation would go though, like Charlie’s been learning about dragons his whole life, studying them, learning about the laws surrounding them, practising the jailbreak of dragons by smuggling one out of Hogwarts, preparing for the moment when, one day, he can free the Ukrainian Ironbelly from Gringotts.

And Ron’s like “Oh, yeah, don’t worry about it—we broke into Gringotts and used him as our get-away vehicle. He’s just chilling in the wilds somewhere now so, yeah. Job done.”

I want an AU where Ron, completely convinced that he’s overshadowed by all his brothers and will never be as remarkable or as well-recognised as any of them, just accidentally achieves all of their major life goals without noticing. They’re all super jealous and think of him as The Golden Brother and he’s completely clueless.

I’m not sure this is an AU to be honest. I mean:

Bill Weasley: Curse-breaker, works for Gringotts breaking into cursed tombs and distributing valuables to heirs. Ron Weasley both broke into Gringotts itself and destroyed the ultimate cursed object, a Horcrux. Check.

Charlie Weasley: Aforementioned dragon stuff. Check.

Percy Weasley: Social climber, status seeker, desperate for attention and approval from his superiors. Ron: Literally married to the actual Minister of Magic. Check.

Someone else add on to this with Weasley-twin eclipsing stunts and hijinks, I’m sure there are some but my brain isn’t thinking of them right now.

Charlie:

sweetdreams-093:

captain-forehead:

the-sunshine-cult:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackness-by-your-side:

this 👆🏾

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

May I add:

This cracks me up every time it appears on my dash 😂😂

great-tweets:

chaotic good

official-andy-warhol:

kitsunetrickster:

official-andy-warhol:

official-andy-warhol:

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

Dingo

Also Dingo

danger shiba inu

rebelwithoutamoz:

ladyshinga:

voidbat:

cipheramnesia:

vermouthea:

yttriumrapier:

Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Keanu Reeves is this generous to complete strangers. This pattern of behavior has been well established.

But why does he carry envelopes chock full of cash? Is that how he’s paid?

look don’t be asking questions you’re not ready for the answer to

He’s a fae. They just have whatever money they need.

probably the reason he stood there silent for a few minutes was because he was manifesting the cash.

also because he was tasting all the guy’s words for lies.

He was also checking to make sure the currency was, you know, current. He still keeps some mementos from the olden days.

I thought it was gonna say he pulled out his own kidney

crystalitesummerstar:

nitramaraho:

dailymarvelheroes:

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y’all, it gets better. She found out.

hecklocki:

suddenlystark:

roxy-rockstar:

wassamattawityucca:

rubycosmos:

fuckthesehotmenonmydash:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

vforvet:

lady-sorceress:

Thor is frustrated.

Guys come on,don’t mess with Tho-TONY WUT R U DOING

THE ILLUSTRATIONS OH MY FUCK

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS BECAUSE OF THE IMAGES ABOVE. HAHAHAHAHA

I will reblog this whenever it hits my dash.

IT GOT A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN WHEN I FIRST REBLOGGED IT!

WHHHHHHATTHEFUCK

Too late.

it’s back on my dash so it’s back on my blog. Simple.