annatheredhairedangel:

virtualsilver:

starlinginthesky:

roaringstream:

lunalovegoodjunior:

hermionemollypeggypond:

Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am

He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate

Aaand that was Ron

To be fair, magical babies might not die from being dropped out of a window, as they have wild magic which can be triggered when they feel strong emotions (like fear) or possibly as a defense mechanism when put in danger (I don’t remember if this was explicitly said in the books or if it’s something I thought was implied). In fact, didn’t Neville survive being thrown out of a window as a child? His great uncle or some obscure relative did that to him to test if he was magical, I think? And that’s how his family found out he wasn’t a squib.

There’s Hermione again